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carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

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jay z slapping beyonces ass

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(Source: beyoncespenis)

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  • Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
  • Me: Well fuck
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  • me: better check my phone for texts from friends
  • me: *checks phone*
  • me: better get some friends
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It’s 2am and this is making me laugh  so much
patchesonturtles:

I’m loving this so much.Gotta find a few phones and have a battle royale.
brownonbothsides:

hi, it’s sunday night and i’m bored.

possiblypensive:

you’re about as irrelevant as Mean Girls 2

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Going to fail analytical chemistry. Oh the joy i’m feeling right now

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Ugh I hate my ugly face

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